Pet Ready to Eat™ or PRE’s™

Ready To Eat

Pets or Food’s trademarked Ready to Eat animal products come in a variety of cuts depending on the animal. With each Ready to Eat animal you order, you’re getting all the cuts from that particular animal. As each animal varies slightly in weight, you pay only for the pounds of meat delivered.

Our Mammals selection of Dogs typically comes with the following cuts of meat: flank steaks, rump roasts, chops, ribs, ground meat, “drum sticks” and knuckles. We also include a bag of giblets that are great for making gravy.

Cats are prepared as boneless filets and “drum sticks.”

Our reptile products vary widely, but come in steaks, “drum sticks,” and in ground meat.

All of our birds are prepared whole, stuffed with a giblets bag.

All of our other Ready to Eat products come in a variety of steak, filet, and ground varieties. Email us for details.

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  1. f

    Aren’t the Komodo dragons endangered? Is this legal or just fake? How do I know that you guys are not just ripping me off and are actually sending me beef when i ordered endangered seal meat?

  2. Jake

    You sir are a legend!

  3. Jim B

    What a phenomenal idea!

    We are plagued by feral cats here in Cairo, Egypt and meat prices have risen dramatically in recent times. Thanks to your recipes we are now able to have barbecue parties that are actually affordable – the local beer matches kitten fricassee magnificently!!

    We’re now saving for a komodo dragon for our wedding anniversary.

    Thank you so much.

    Oh – anyone got a good recipe for geckos?

  4. devon frier

    SAVE THE ANIMALS !!!!!!

  5. tink

    u ppl or repping us off !!!! all ur sending us is beef!!!!!11 i hate u ppl

  6. Conner

    You are a digrace you should not kill and eat domestic animals. Its a disgrace you wierdo!! Shame on you!!
    SAVE THE ANIMALS!!!!!!

  7. Hungry Zookeeper

    I was wondering if you all offer any refunds on your meat products. I usually get my food from the Zoo that I work at, but we don’t host komodo dragons. I bought one ready to eat (for obvious reasons – soo deadly) and when I received it, it seemed to have been gnawed on by other animals. I HOPE you all do not use roadkill because that would DEFINITELY tarnish your reputation. I dont mean to be picky with my Komodo meat, but it’s just so expensive and I expect everything to be perfect! Please let me know!

    Thanks,

    Hungry Zookeeper

  8. Splurgy

    In response to Erica and Devon, people eat cows, sheep, pigs and chickens, so why not cats or dogs?
    Anyway, I’m just wondering about shipping options. You say you can ship live animals to anywhere within the USA within three days, but what about overseas? I’m interested in purchasing a parakeet and you’re offering them for considerably less than the local pet store. Is it possible to have a live parakeet shipped to the UK?

  9. Splurgy

    Sorry to post again, put could you please post some pictures of living Dodos? I find your claim rather dubious. Actually, since ownership of a live Dodo is illegal in the US, can you ship me a live dodo?

  10. Anony mouse

    SHAVE THE ANIMALS

    Then eat them.

  11. anymous

    Stupid idiots!!!

  12. NIGHTRIDER

    I WAS DELIGHTED TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SITE FROM ONE OF MY FRIENDS. I WAS INSPIRED BY YOUR IDEAS AND DECIDED TO HAVE A GO AT MY SONS GOLDFISH,THE SOUP WAS GREAT BUT MY WIFE CLAIMS THAT I OVERSPICED IT.
    THE NEXT TO GO WILL BE OUR CAT THE MOMENT IT WILL COME OUT OF HIDING-THE DAMNED CRITTER FIGURED OUT HE IS NEXT THE MINUTE I MISSED THE FIRST SHOT !
    I JUST HOPE HE WON’T BLEED TO DEATH BEFORE WE’LL GET IT.

  13. Your Mama

    You need to offer dolphin meat and penguin meat. I’ve been looking for a place to buy some all night.

  14. hjkhl

    dodo tastes loveley.so does golden retriever.Save Toby!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. sunny jim

    the comodo dragon is a great pet my daughter loves it

  16. Jeffrey Dahmer

    I’ve had better meat!!!@

  17. B.Bone

    Hello I would like to know if you have ever thought about expanding into the black rino market. You see when i was a child my dad and i would go out and poach about ten or so a day. We never ate them or anything mostly just shot them for sport as we drove past, but we went last year and had a real hard time finding any. We had to settle for shotting seven stupid hippos insted and trust me its not as much fun as it sounds. I have always wanted to eat rino and I have always thought that some uptight people might think of our hunting trips as wrong? but if I could buy a rino from you then they can’t say anything because it’s my rino and I can do with it what i want.
    Thanks
    B.Bone

  18. George and Aaron

    We also love blended mice patte

  19. Dianne Harris

    Me and my family are almost starving but love our pets.Please help us feed them. Could you send us a donation of dog food to: 711 Carton Street, Flint MI 48505.
    Godbless and Merry Christmas

  20. Billy Cracker

    I think I can save you a lot of money for your feral cats. As for the bald eagle, I think your price is competitive.
    Great Site, Thanks!

  21. Chrisbenoit4evar

    I love this website! I bought a bald eagle from you guys not so long ago and it was delicious! you guys rock!. merry xmas

  22. annonomus

    HOW CAN YOU DO THAT U SICK PEOPLE

  23. The Bodybuilder

    Listen up,

    Koalas are an endangered, protected species. Who the hell do you dumb yank pricks think you are? I will be forwarding your details onto the relevant Australia authorities so they can deal with you. Typcical yanks, plunder the world with no sense of consequence.

    If i were not half the way around the world i would be paying Mr CEO here a house visit.

  24. Michelle tinley

    WTF, eating baby gold retrievers, bald eagles.. who are these redneck assholes, this is wrong, WRONG! What a horrible site,

  25. Alan

    sad but true ….What one man calls food another calls a pet….Would we kill our pet then sit down to feast?

  26. Sicko

    Anyone who actually agrees with eating domestic pets should be skinned and fed to others who agree with eating domestic pets. You’re horrible, discusting people and I believe you should all be shot and left for dead so that the bugs you probably eat get a taste of you.

  27. U Guys need a brain

    u guys need a heart and not kill these animals

  28. Sam

    Are you kidding me? Is this site a joke? How can anyone even think to eat a cat, dog, eagle, etc??? It baffles me. I understand that everyone has their own preferences, but I cannot comprehend eating any of these amazing creatures. Yes, I eat meat like beef, pork and fish. Those species of animals were bred exactly for that purpose!!!!! Exactly when did someone go and breed a komodo dragon to be a food source? And people who do actually eat companion animals are the scum of the Earth, and I hope you die from choking on your vile meal, you pathetic excuses for human beings.

  29. anwser j

    dude you can order a live komodo dragon so why the hell would you wanna eat komodo

  30. __________________

    You people are disturbing and a disgrace to humanity. I agree with Answer J, Sam and any other real human. 100,000$ to eat something?
    Let alone at a wedding. Anyone who even thinks about eating a companion animal is a a sad excuse for a human being.

  31. Will

    Koala is the greatest tasting food on earth. If you haven’t had it before you need to try it. Don’t even get me started on the gravy. Mmmmm…..

  32. TIM

    My dog died last week and I did not think I could eat her, but after skinning her out, she tasted pretty fine on the BBQ.

    I couldn’t tell the kids it was Sassy we were eating, but she was finger lickin good …. thanks for the recipe.

  33. WTF

    i saw alot of sick stuff on here, and im at school! WTF
    and i saw that pigs are free because of swine flu??! ITS NOT THE PIGS OKAY?!?!? GOD!!!!

  34. carts

    i hate you for what you do to them you should be skinned alive

  35. leanne smith

    you lot are absouletly wierd how could you cut up and eat an animal

  36. Jon Lilley

    I swear to your god, i will fucking kill you for every cat you have killed. I’m serious, i’m fucking watching you right now. I’m going to kick that door in, and stab you 74 times in the juggular, bitch.

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