Employment Opportunities
Pets or Food currently has the following positions available. Please email you resume with no attachments to hr@petsorfood.com if you are interested in applying.
Job Title: Cat Wrangler
Description: Manage, feed and maintain waste facilities for Pets or Food’s free range organic cat herds. The ideal candidate will be good with animals, but able to resist forming emotional bonds with any of the animals in their charge. High school education preferred, but not required. Applicants with a previous record of animal abuse will not be considered. This job is located in Gainesville Florida.
Please refer to Job ID# CWGF034
I find it absolutely wonderful that there is a site where I can find delicious ready to eat seals. My timing in such a find is great as I am planning a special event soon and am looking forward to the raves and compliments from my special guests upon serving such a tender exotic meat.
Your latest new customer and fan,
Jeff
Man the Golden retrever is the best puppy meat i have ever eaten it is great as tartar yumm
Sidney you rock, if you need a writer for anything I do some freelance writing and you seem to have a real good thing going here
I have tried Feral cat before. We have several where we live. With the cost of beef skyrocketing it’s a good alternative. I find it is less stringy when slow cooked in a red wine in a crock pot. I do have a question for Sydney. Can you give me any dood recipes for chihuahua? My neighbors dog keeps coming in my yard. He looks young so I would assume tender. Please let me know.
have you tried fired tiger cub yet? we had it the other week anlong with battered dolphin, man that was some good shit!
are you going to bring out a elephant menu? coz i’ll be happy to provide the required ingredience to make this magic bananza.
your scincerly
Hannibal of Carthage
I’ve got a new litter of 7 English bulldogs, well actually only 6 are outside of my fridge right now. Unfortunately, we lost one when the vet botched the c section and cut a bit too deep when reopening the womb. (The mom “Sunshine” had some scarring from the last 4 1/2 litters which gave him the trouble. You know how delicate the breed is from all the lucrative breeding) Any who, luckily he didn’t see my husband swipe the biohazard bag as we left the operating room. And now we have a delicious after whoopee snack for our wedding anniversary this november. Thanks to Pets or Food that Biohazard bag is full of sweet and sour marinade just like your recipe called for. Thanks again Pets or Food!
Why does it have to be fake? Here in Australia we eat BOTH of the animals on the national emblem, the kangaroo and the emu! you can’t eat koala because of the poisons from the eucalyptus they eat all day… its a shame really.
would be good if i could order these animals, they would all taste good!
unfortunately the big giveaway about this being fake is the Bald Eagle… obviously the endangered or protected american emblem would not be available for eating… a shame also!
This is wrong, and crazy, and i hope eachof you rot in the deepest pit of hell while each of these animals gnaw at your remains.