Yields 4 Servings
Ingredients:
2 LB ground Koal
1 cup cracker meal
1/2 cup water
2 eggs beaten
1 onion chopped
salt and pepper as desired1
1 oz can tomato sauce
1/4 cup lemon juice
1/2 cup sugar
Directions:
Combine every thing except half of the tomato sauce, lemon juice and sugar. Shape meat mixture into loaf (we like to reform the meat into the shape of a living koala) and place in a baking dish.
Combine the remaining tomato sauce, lemon juice and sugar and pour over meat loaf. Bake 350 degrees covered about 40 minutes, basting frequently. Then uncover and bake about 15 minutes more or until koala loaf is done.
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Really Sick! You deserve to die!
Errrrrr #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yourr Dosgusting !!!
Youu Make Me Sick !!!!!!!!!!
I enjoyed this recipe. However, I used an additional pound of the koala for a larger loaf. I have to say it turned out very well and was a big hit at the party I hosted.
What? Do people have a problem with the eggs being beaten?
Whats the difference between a slaughtered koala and a slaughtered cow, or deer? One is more “cute” than the other? Stop being hypocrites, christ.
all of u people are being hypocrites if the gas prices keep going up you’ll need these resipies to keep feed
GOD SAID THAT WHO EVER MADE THE PETS OR FOOD FOUNDATION IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! well he didnt say that but i bet he wants that! omg you would eat a koala? how sick are you? i hope you rott in a bag in the firey deeps of HELL DANMIT! this is not funny!
i think the koala loaf was really good , i had it made for Linsey Lohan and i and…………
THAT’S HOT
Oh man i bought some koala from this website and tried this recipe…it was delish! all those haters should just try it it is awesome! man keep these recipes coming!
After trying some of the more conservative dishes you guys offer (the kitten one- mmm!), my husband and I decided to get a little more exotic. And the verdict? Your koala meat is scrumptious, and so is this recipe! Keep up the great service.
Love Victoria <3
YOU GUYS ARE FEAKING WRONG! THIS IS THE NASTIEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED. YOU SUYS SUCK BALLS.
“god told me to write this to you all
GOD SAID THAT WHO EVER MADE THE PETS OR FOOD FOUNDATION IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! well he didnt say that but i bet he wants that! omg you would eat a koala? how sick are you? i hope you rott in a bag in the firey deeps of HELL DANMIT! this is not funny!”
Okay, dude. First off, you used the Lord’s name in an other than holy fashion, otherwise known as taking it in vain. And that’s not what he wants. After the first sin, animals were intended to feed people. Every single species were to be used both as companions and food. And what makes a cute little koala better than an intelligent pig? Hm? So what if one’s cuter? Grow up and find something better to do than cursing and typing in outraged caps and ruining the fun of those who have a sense of humor.
is there anything cheaper im on a bugget but i tried the kitten recipe on my neighbors outside cats n i was delicious=^.^=
I LOVE U GUYS THANKs 4 everything
lol, how do you not realise this is fake?
how can you eat animals they don’t deserve to die i hate you
Good thing Koalas don’t run the world and put people into pies, otherwise we’d be in trouble. EAT THE MEAT!!! KILL THE VEGETARIANS!!!!! Next up, freshly clubbed baby seal for my BELLY!!!!
this recipie was great! although i think that it could use a bit more lemmon juice. it freezes well and everyone loves it!
eww
you evil people i hope you all die and rot in hell you inhuman twats. You people are all monsters not humans i hope someone kills you and hangs you by your neck on a meat hook and leave you to rot.
ewww ur sick i found this site in a magizine and did u really eat it GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!
kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????
You need to edit the recipe:
“2 LB ground Koal”
You forgot the “a” at the end of Koala.
I foud the koala to be a bit chewy. Does anyone have any suggestions on what parts to make my ground out of?
hey i can’t believe y’all get all hyped up about this! i mean come on, y’all know y’all wouldn’t say this about a cow! what’s so different?! anyhow, i tried the chihuahua and it was deeelish! i absolutely adored the chihuahua burgers i made. keep it up!
As Jesus I hereby give my approval to the Pets or Food Company to continue their marvelous work! God’s pretty fond of you guys.. After all whats Earth but one big silver platter covered with DELICIOUS animals?
P.S. Given the whole dying for mankinds sins thing.. could I maybe get a discount on the bald eagle?
If god didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of food…
I don’t know what everyone else is thinking, but I just ordered my Koala…not to eat though, to love. Where else am I gonna find a Koala to keep as a pet?
o wow u guys r rele sick…..how the hell can u do that…..its so rong……how the HELL can you eat cute animals evan though i eat meat i wouldent eat stull like dogs…..u suck all of you…….so ye….DONT BUY ANYTHING OFF THIS SITE
Wow, I just made this recipe tonight for my family and they just loved it, every last piece was gobbled up. This is definitely one to be made again!
I talked my friend into ordering the Koala after we tried the parakeet. I personally found the meat to be a bit wanting. It didn’t have the springy flavor I was expecting. I wonder if the Koala constantly eating Eucalyptus causes the meat to have less flavor. Do you guys know whether eating a more active Koala might be a bit better. I might order one live and try to alter it’s diet for a while to get a wilder taste. I loved the consistency though. Very similar to deer heart.
As a friend of mine said recently “anything that cute has to taste like candy”.
I found the Koala to be very good, lean & tasty. I especially like the loin – quite suculent.
I found this very yummy. NOMNOMNOMNOM! I might try puppies and kittens to see witch is better next.
this was actually a good meal
Amazing!!! Thank you. I wanted an exotic recipe for my son’s 10th birthday party… I doubled this recipe and fed to everyone… truly feeds a hungry crowd and kids love it!
this recipe made me come back and back.. thank you! just ordered some seal and looking forward to our families feast…makes us look at our cats n dogs in different ways…
Ewwwwwwwwwwww….. YUckyyyyyy !!! :O
What’s really disturbing about this is not the Koala but the fact that so many of the writers above CAN”T SPELL! LArn it’s really easy, if you have trouble use the spell checker.
For the best effect, get an extra pound or two and make little baby koalas clinging in fear to mamma.
Hi all. Just to say that I received my second order of fresh koala. Has anyone ever tried to mince koala meat? I had my husbands 43rd birthday luncheon on Saturday, so I decided to create koala extreme ala Mexico and I have the recipe below:
Mexican Spicy Koala Burgers
INGREDIENTS
* 1 tablespoon olive oil
* 1 medium onion, finely chopped
* 1 medium green bell pepper, finely chopped
* 2 cloves garlic, minced
* 1 cup salsa
* 1 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained
* 1 pound ground koala
* 1 (1.25 ounce) package taco seasoning mix
* 1/3 cup dry bread crumbs
* 6 (10 inch) flour tortillas
* 6 tablespoons sour cream
* 2 cups shredded lettuce
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Coat a medium baking dish with cooking spray.
2. Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat, and saute the onion, green pepper, and garlic 5 minutes. Remove from heat, and cool slightly.
3. In a small bowl, mix the salsa and 1/2 the corn. In a large bowl, mix the onion mixture with the koala, taco seasoning, and 2 tablespoons of the salsa mixture. Divide into 6 patties, and press into the breadcrumbs to lightly coat on all sides. Arrange coated koala patties in the prepared baking dish.
4. Bake the patties 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Drain any liquid from the dish, turn the koala patties, and spread with the remaining salsa mixture. Continue baking 10 minutes, to an internal temperature of 165 degrees F (75 degrees C).
5. Warm the tortillas in the microwave, about 30 seconds on High. Wrap the cooked koala patties in the warmed tortillas with sour cream and lettuce. Sprinkle with remaining corn to serve.
Enjoy!
Is there anything for vegetarians on this website?
Why would you eat a Koala you are sick people
you are sick you should shut down your bissnes hope you die in hell
yummm!! im eating it now while sitting in my house full of cheese.
pretty sure it is ILLEGAL TO BUY AND COOK KOALA BECAUSE IT IS ENDANGERED,YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK