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- New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon — 69 comments
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- Hoax? No. — 31 comments
- Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade — 31 comments
- Parakeet a la King — 27 comments
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Hoax? No.
It has come to my attention that some humor magazine aimed at young people has included Pets or Food in a list of “hoax” sites. Much like Barack Obama’s much rumored “secret Muslim” religious affinity, Pets or Food being a hoax site is one of those perennial Internet rumors that prove very difficult to put …
New Product Introduction
Dear valued customers, We are planning to introduce some new products to Pets or Food and I wanted to get your opinions on what you might like to see from us. We’ve already begun the product development phase, but can’t decide which one to introduce first. Here are our options: Meerkat Due to the popularity …
Surprising Love
This is actually something I get told all the time, but I thought I would share this particular episode with you. A woman came up to me in the mall, we had a booth set up promoting our PRE line, and told me she was appalled by our business practices, until her husband fed her …
Blog Death Threats
Here at Pets or Food, we only recently instituted the ability for our consumers to leave feedback via a comment system. Our hope was that we would get valuable insight into the thoughts and desires of our customers. Like many well intentioned business ideas dreamed up by MBAs, this hasn’t exactly been the result. Instead, …
More hate mail…
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?????? YOU ARE A WACKO….A COMPLETE WASTE OF BREATH. Maybe you can get someone to cook up you or your family one day…..Too many graves—did you ever think about that? you are worthless…..my two cents. MIchelle Wow…a lot of haters out there… It saddens me that in these trying …
Disturbing Pinata trends
An employee recently forwarded me a link to an advocacy site called Down With Pinatas. It seems that people take what should be a harmless endeavor like whacking a pinata too far. The blogger points to instances of gang members using pinatas as recruiting tools. The blogger himself is a victim of “pinata related violence.” …
New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yields 4 Servings Ingredients: 5 medium onions sliced 2 ts shortening 1 Ts salt 2 Ts crushed thyme 2 tb flour 1 1/2 c red burgundy 1/2 lb fresh mushrooms 1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat) 1/2 Ts crushed marjoram 1/8 Ts pepper 3/4 c beef stock Directions: Cook and stir onions and …
Donna L. from Verizon writes…
You are one sick son of a XXXXX ! How about someone cutting you up and eating you ? Or your son – daughter – wife – Same thing, right ? I think Donna watches too many slasher flicks…
Faith is superior…
Ive emailed you once, twice THREE TIMES. Get a life. You know that animals are not to eat! your a big animal yourself! You think animals need halp getting killed? They don”t! So get a life, you pathetic little piece of crud. I am your superior and I think you should be fired along with …
Parakeet a la King
Yields 2 Servings Ingredients: 6 tablespoons butter 6 tablespoons flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1 1/2 cups parakeet or vegetable broth 1 cup light cream (half and half) 1 cup diced parakeet 1/2 cup chopped pepper 1/2 cup pimento Directions: Melt butter and brown flour in it. Add salt and pepper. Cook over …
