Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf

Yields 4 Servings
Ingredients:

2 LB ground Koal
1 cup cracker meal
1/2 cup water
2 eggs beaten
1 onion chopped
salt and pepper as desired1
1 oz can tomato sauce
1/4 cup lemon juice
1/2 cup sugar

Directions:

Combine every thing except half of the tomato sauce, lemon juice and sugar. Shape meat mixture into loaf (we like to reform the meat into the shape of a living koala) and place in a baking dish.

Combine the remaining tomato sauce, lemon juice and sugar and pour over meat loaf. Bake 350 degrees covered about 40 minutes, basting frequently. Then uncover and bake about 15 minutes more or until koala loaf is done.

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    • Curtis on 13 May, 2008 at 2:15 am
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    Really Sick! You deserve to die!

    • No Name on 13 May, 2008 at 2:18 am
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    Errrrrr #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yourr Dosgusting !!!

    • No Name on 13 May, 2008 at 2:18 am
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    Youu Make Me Sick !!!!!!!!!!

    • Lecter on 21 May, 2008 at 6:50 am
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    I enjoyed this recipe. However, I used an additional pound of the koala for a larger loaf. I have to say it turned out very well and was a big hit at the party I hosted.

    • Laconic on 21 May, 2008 at 8:47 am
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    What? Do people have a problem with the eggs being beaten?

    • Critical on 21 May, 2008 at 6:08 pm
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    Whats the difference between a slaughtered koala and a slaughtered cow, or deer? One is more “cute” than the other? Stop being hypocrites, christ.

    • josh on 27 May, 2008 at 8:25 pm
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    all of u people are being hypocrites if the gas prices keep going up you’ll need these resipies to keep feed

  1. GOD SAID THAT WHO EVER MADE THE PETS OR FOOD FOUNDATION IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! well he didnt say that but i bet he wants that! omg you would eat a koala? how sick are you? i hope you rott in a bag in the firey deeps of HELL DANMIT! this is not funny!

    • Paris Hilton on 1 July, 2008 at 6:08 am
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    i think the koala loaf was really good , i had it made for Linsey Lohan and i and…………

    THAT’S HOT

    • Katie on 4 July, 2008 at 8:05 am
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    Oh man i bought some koala from this website and tried this recipe…it was delish! all those haters should just try it it is awesome! man keep these recipes coming!

    • Victoria on 9 July, 2008 at 8:08 pm
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    After trying some of the more conservative dishes you guys offer (the kitten one- mmm!), my husband and I decided to get a little more exotic. And the verdict? Your koala meat is scrumptious, and so is this recipe! Keep up the great service.

    Love Victoria <3

    • Cheani on 15 July, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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    YOU GUYS ARE FEAKING WRONG! THIS IS THE NASTIEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED. YOU SUYS SUCK BALLS.

    • Lizzy on 21 July, 2008 at 8:06 pm
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    “god told me to write this to you all
    GOD SAID THAT WHO EVER MADE THE PETS OR FOOD FOUNDATION IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! well he didnt say that but i bet he wants that! omg you would eat a koala? how sick are you? i hope you rott in a bag in the firey deeps of HELL DANMIT! this is not funny!”

    Okay, dude. First off, you used the Lord’s name in an other than holy fashion, otherwise known as taking it in vain. And that’s not what he wants. After the first sin, animals were intended to feed people. Every single species were to be used both as companions and food. And what makes a cute little koala better than an intelligent pig? Hm? So what if one’s cuter? Grow up and find something better to do than cursing and typing in outraged caps and ruining the fun of those who have a sense of humor.

    • a.d on 25 July, 2008 at 12:10 am
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    is there anything cheaper im on a bugget but i tried the kitten recipe on my neighbors outside cats n i was delicious=^.^=

    • Jenna Reys on 3 August, 2008 at 11:40 am
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    I LOVE U GUYS THANKs 4 everything

    • georgie on 3 October, 2008 at 6:58 am
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    lol, how do you not realise this is fake?

    • anna on 14 October, 2008 at 9:05 am
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    how can you eat animals they don’t deserve to die i hate you

    • Charles Darwin on 27 December, 2008 at 8:13 am
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    Good thing Koalas don’t run the world and put people into pies, otherwise we’d be in trouble. EAT THE MEAT!!! KILL THE VEGETARIANS!!!!! Next up, freshly clubbed baby seal for my BELLY!!!!

    • satisfied on 10 January, 2009 at 1:46 pm
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    this recipie was great! although i think that it could use a bit more lemmon juice. it freezes well and everyone loves it!

    • Pompodom on 15 January, 2009 at 5:49 am
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    eww

    • jack wright on 16 January, 2009 at 4:49 am
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    you evil people i hope you all die and rot in hell you inhuman twats. You people are all monsters not humans i hope someone kills you and hangs you by your neck on a meat hook and leave you to rot.

    • kaylan+ty'Nyria on 17 January, 2009 at 12:39 pm
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    ewww ur sick i found this site in a magizine and did u really eat it GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!

    • damn cops on 24 January, 2009 at 1:19 pm
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    kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????

  2. You need to edit the recipe:
    “2 LB ground Koal”

    You forgot the “a” at the end of Koala.

    • Mark on 19 February, 2009 at 7:55 am
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    I foud the koala to be a bit chewy. Does anyone have any suggestions on what parts to make my ground out of?

    • hannah on 5 April, 2009 at 12:32 pm
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    hey i can’t believe y’all get all hyped up about this! i mean come on, y’all know y’all wouldn’t say this about a cow! what’s so different?! anyhow, i tried the chihuahua and it was deeelish! i absolutely adored the chihuahua burgers i made. keep it up!

    • Jesus on 3 September, 2009 at 6:54 pm
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    As Jesus I hereby give my approval to the Pets or Food Company to continue their marvelous work! God’s pretty fond of you guys.. After all whats Earth but one big silver platter covered with DELICIOUS animals?
    P.S. Given the whole dying for mankinds sins thing.. could I maybe get a discount on the bald eagle?

    • Simon on 16 September, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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    If god didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of food…

    • Marcus on 21 October, 2009 at 8:08 pm
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    I don’t know what everyone else is thinking, but I just ordered my Koala…not to eat though, to love. Where else am I gonna find a Koala to keep as a pet?

    • Rachael on 23 October, 2009 at 10:50 am
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    o wow u guys r rele sick…..how the hell can u do that…..its so rong……how the HELL can you eat cute animals evan though i eat meat i wouldent eat stull like dogs…..u suck all of you…….so ye….DONT BUY ANYTHING OFF THIS SITE

    • Sammy on 18 November, 2009 at 10:34 pm
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    Wow, I just made this recipe tonight for my family and they just loved it, every last piece was gobbled up. This is definitely one to be made again!

    • Mike on 3 December, 2009 at 6:05 pm
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    I talked my friend into ordering the Koala after we tried the parakeet. I personally found the meat to be a bit wanting. It didn’t have the springy flavor I was expecting. I wonder if the Koala constantly eating Eucalyptus causes the meat to have less flavor. Do you guys know whether eating a more active Koala might be a bit better. I might order one live and try to alter it’s diet for a while to get a wilder taste. I loved the consistency though. Very similar to deer heart.

    • Pork Hunt on 11 March, 2010 at 5:00 am
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    As a friend of mine said recently “anything that cute has to taste like candy”.

    • Jeffrey Arizona on 11 March, 2010 at 10:14 pm
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    I found the Koala to be very good, lean & tasty. I especially like the loin – quite suculent.

    • Michaela on 22 March, 2010 at 1:42 pm
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    I found this very yummy. NOMNOMNOMNOM! I might try puppies and kittens to see witch is better next.

    • kolby on 27 April, 2010 at 1:46 pm
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    this was actually a good meal

    • Alotta on 5 May, 2010 at 7:25 am
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    Amazing!!! Thank you. I wanted an exotic recipe for my son’s 10th birthday party… I doubled this recipe and fed to everyone… truly feeds a hungry crowd and kids love it!

    this recipe made me come back and back.. thank you! just ordered some seal and looking forward to our families feast…makes us look at our cats n dogs in different ways…

    • Bob on 10 May, 2010 at 3:43 am
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    Ewwwwwwwwwwww….. YUckyyyyyy !!! :O

    • Pelvis Bordello on 26 May, 2010 at 9:12 pm
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    What’s really disturbing about this is not the Koala but the fact that so many of the writers above CAN”T SPELL! LArn it’s really easy, if you have trouble use the spell checker.

    • tasty on 1 July, 2010 at 5:38 pm
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    For the best effect, get an extra pound or two and make little baby koalas clinging in fear to mamma.

    • Carole Hailey on 11 July, 2010 at 6:28 am
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    Hi all. Just to say that I received my second order of fresh koala. Has anyone ever tried to mince koala meat? I had my husbands 43rd birthday luncheon on Saturday, so I decided to create koala extreme ala Mexico and I have the recipe below:

    Mexican Spicy Koala Burgers
    INGREDIENTS

    * 1 tablespoon olive oil
    * 1 medium onion, finely chopped
    * 1 medium green bell pepper, finely chopped
    * 2 cloves garlic, minced
    * 1 cup salsa
    * 1 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained
    * 1 pound ground koala
    * 1 (1.25 ounce) package taco seasoning mix
    * 1/3 cup dry bread crumbs
    * 6 (10 inch) flour tortillas
    * 6 tablespoons sour cream
    * 2 cups shredded lettuce

    DIRECTIONS

    1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Coat a medium baking dish with cooking spray.
    2. Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat, and saute the onion, green pepper, and garlic 5 minutes. Remove from heat, and cool slightly.
    3. In a small bowl, mix the salsa and 1/2 the corn. In a large bowl, mix the onion mixture with the koala, taco seasoning, and 2 tablespoons of the salsa mixture. Divide into 6 patties, and press into the breadcrumbs to lightly coat on all sides. Arrange coated koala patties in the prepared baking dish.
    4. Bake the patties 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Drain any liquid from the dish, turn the koala patties, and spread with the remaining salsa mixture. Continue baking 10 minutes, to an internal temperature of 165 degrees F (75 degrees C).
    5. Warm the tortillas in the microwave, about 30 seconds on High. Wrap the cooked koala patties in the warmed tortillas with sour cream and lettuce. Sprinkle with remaining corn to serve.

    Enjoy!

    • Vernon on 5 January, 2011 at 2:39 am
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    Is there anything for vegetarians on this website?

    • Turner Johnson on 24 January, 2011 at 8:24 am
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    Why would you eat a Koala you are sick people

    • circle on 28 February, 2011 at 5:31 am
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    you are sick you should shut down your bissnes hope you die in hell

    • soophieem on 4 March, 2011 at 2:24 am
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    yummm!! im eating it now while sitting in my house full of cheese.

    • You people are revolting CANNIBALS on 9 March, 2020 at 3:51 am
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    pretty sure it is ILLEGAL TO BUY AND COOK KOALA BECAUSE IT IS ENDANGERED,YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK

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