Due to the Swine Flu pandemic, pig breeders across North America (which, incidentally, includes Mexico) have been forced to sell their porcine products at close out prices. Some have even paid US to take them off their hands. Their financial disaster is your culinary boon! Because we have been able to obtain piggies at such incredible discounts, we are offering them FREE! That’s right, FREE! You just pay shipping.

Although the scientific community has determined that you can not actually get Swine Flu from consuming pork products, Pets or Food accepts no liability if you do contract Swine Flu, or any other pig transmitted illness, from any pigs sold to you, by us.