New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon

Yields 4 Servings

5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
2 Ts crushed thyme
2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock


Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy – 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.


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  1. OMG! Not to a doggy. This is so sad I will report you! Sidney your mean. I will adopt all of them to save them!

    • Ann on 21 May, 2008 at 9:27 am
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    Sooooo… if I order anything as ready to eat, will I still be able to receive the animals coat so I can make something to wear at PETA meetings?

    • Chris on 21 May, 2008 at 8:07 pm
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    I found it hard to brown, am I doing something wrong?

    • Justa on 23 May, 2008 at 2:03 am
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    Chris – I had a similar problem. Try substituting clarified butter for the shortening, it will work like a charm.

    • This aint a hoax... on 2 July, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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    THis is an ACTUAL website organization that just inspires different tastes. And in my opinion its perfect for cannibals who want to quit and turn on a new leaf.

    • Richard on 4 July, 2008 at 8:22 am
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    Someone has got the guts to show that human life is most important!
    I have seen hungry (starving) children in Colombia South America alone, and actually get sick knowing nasty mouth, dog butt licking then kissing people on the mouth Americans spent 40 BILLION dollars on animals.
    All you over reactive idiots leave your new born HUMAN baby alone in your bedroom and see how fast that jealous dumb Retriever EATS it!
    While I have not eaten a dog, cat, or whatever, that in the arms of an angel commercial on TV now and then makes me extremely sick! Put em to SLEEP!

    • Richard on 4 July, 2008 at 8:23 am
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    40 BILLION in ONLY 1 year!

    • DOG on 9 July, 2008 at 8:42 am
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    the golden retriever tasted excellent cooked medium rare on the grill. (A1 steaksauce is a keen ingrediant)

    • Lauren on 9 July, 2008 at 8:16 pm
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    Two years ago my husband and I got our kids a golden retriever, and just last week she gave birth to a litter of adorable puppies! Anyways, the puppies are too many for us, so we decided to try out this recipe. It was delicious! John and the kids loved it. I only wish we had more! πŸ˜€

    • JESUS on 10 July, 2008 at 10:34 am
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    HAHA I jesus tried this. ITS Delicious!!!! TRUST ME IM JESUS!

    • Olivia on 14 July, 2008 at 11:07 am
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    That is very mean that you are killing animals and searving them as food online. Many people do not agree to this. So please dont sell these animals as food expecialy endangered species!!!

    • totally p.o'ed on 19 July, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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    If you think this is inhumane write a comment about it and say what u think!!!

    • Lazarus on 20 July, 2008 at 9:38 am
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    I tried this recipe once and it was so good that now I can’t eat anything else. The local shelters and pet stores are all out of new born golden retrievers and I just had to eat soI kidnapped (dognapped? or… puppynapped? LOL) my neighbors puppies and… COOKED THEM AND ATE ‘EM MMMMMMMMMMMM-MMMMM now if only their damn kids would stop crying and making my heart feel bad πŸ™ because my stomach sure as hell feels great! 10/10 recipe, even though the squealing puppies gave me some trouble at first

    • Richard on 20 July, 2008 at 8:46 pm
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    Thank God I still can afford to eat the same foods I did for the last so and so years. Now, it’s Sushi for me when I can.
    Chicken? Not feeling to good about this anymore,as how can I eat something that if you touch raw and get this in your system can kill you? Still I have this but carefully. Beef ? WOW theres a question I don’t think any of us know for SURE. Personally I avoid it. Ever looked at this so called beef Arbys sells you up close? Or the so called Angus Burger that truly looks like packed burgers and taste the same. Dogs?
    Not me. Not now at least. But if I got hungry enough like ALL of you would I’m sure I would. Same way I learned to eat potato salad. I hated this as a kid, but one day camping this was all that was available. Boy, was it GOOD. Actually make any animal suffer? Do this in front of me and I’m not sure if you would walk away with both legs. Freaking out about this blog? I thank my God for my common sense. By the way. One of the MAIN reasons I divorced my X ? A piss anywhere dog. #1 reason, she fought fire with fire. Forgive when someone ask ask the same you give them, he will give you also.

    • Lizzy on 21 July, 2008 at 8:15 pm
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    I agree completely with all Richard’s comments and some of teh others that have that idea. We’re against eating cats and dogs, while we eat beef, while in India, they are opposed to eating beef because they believe the cattle are holy. They eat cats and dogs. People and children sit starving to death on the street while cattle walk around free. It would be teh same here – people starving their children to save a cat or dog! 30% or somewhere around that amount of parents admit they love their pet more than their kids! Gheeze guys, get a life. Welcome to the real world which isn’t always happy! Aside, this is a fake site, so don’t waste your poor typing skills on it, all those that complain and shout. If you aren’t going to have a good attitude and play along with the joke, don’t comment.

    • SARAH on 17 August, 2008 at 7:30 am
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    OMG! This stuff is so good it tastes so good. Who knew my new puppy i got could taste so delicious.

    • Anon on 18 August, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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    I love to try different things but how do you import baby seals and get it past the indangered species inspection? Just worrying that ill get my meat safely.

    • Ky and Kait on 24 August, 2008 at 2:55 pm
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    Ky: Im looking at the baby seal recipe
    and cant afford the ingrediants.
    Is there is substitute for any of


  2. I’m from PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals),
    and we think your website is great and offers many different animals

    • on 1 September, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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    Hello PETA Membet, I have joined your FaceBook group!

    • Karen on 14 September, 2008 at 6:05 am
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    You are all DISGUSTING !!!!

  3. do any of you know that all of you people are sick all of these pets are harmless animals that could be pets if any of you know that these animals havent even had life barely i am a vet and the bald eagle that is being sold IS ILLEGAL if the owner of this is found will be prosicuted this is animal cruelty!!!!you people are evil

    • you ppl make me sick on 28 September, 2008 at 5:50 pm
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    You people are friggin disgusting, how about you stop killing those poor animals just because you have the money to pay for the meat why not let it live. Oh man who would have thought of that, no wonder why humans suck….we try to conquer everything and kill what we want even if we don’t need it. I got an idea lets give the money that you are paying for this meat to things that actually need to survive. Oh how about India where there are dying people of starvation, or china where children are being thrown out of the house and on the street, just because they were born. Oh what about those poor endangered animals that you think are so tasty..lets let them re-populate so that way they can survive instead of being killed by you for food, that you don’t need. Man that’s a good idea why didn’t anyone think of that, oh wait because you all think so highly of yourselves. We are killing these animals and this planet because all you people care about is the fact that you can eat puppies, or a baby seal. Do you realize this is how things go extinct because we kill more than we need and we kill thing we shouldn’t. Why can’t you people just let the world go on without you having to ruin it some more. And don’t get pets to just eat them that is sick and wrong. All of you who do this should die seriously, you all have problems and should not exist.

    • Maddie on 8 October, 2008 at 9:46 am
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    it is horrible that you guys sell animals to eat.

    • Frank on 8 October, 2008 at 12:52 pm
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    • animal lover on 14 October, 2008 at 8:46 am
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    this is so mean. what gives you the right to kill these animals and sell them for food!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys are horrible.

    • Delicious on 14 October, 2008 at 8:57 am
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    This website rocks good way to try new food.
    What else will we come up with. We should go to the dog isle and gather up lots of there dogs.
    Fresher the better.

    • Puppy Salad on 6 November, 2008 at 10:52 pm
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    WOW people are retarded. Go to India and tell them you eat beef. Thats like you eating their family! See, I try to be considerate of other peoples cultures, so I try to stick to things like newborn puppies and seals. So to all the people bashing this extremely funny site please attempt to not be damn stupid.

    • me on 7 November, 2008 at 7:27 pm
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    seriously this made me puke and cry i cant believe any 1 could do this.

    • sophie on 12 November, 2008 at 7:52 am
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    u r descusting ur soooooooo gunna get reporting u

    • i hate you!!! on 13 November, 2008 at 5:47 am
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    i hate u i hate you you digustin sick people these animals should live a loving carefree life. I hate you you are horrible and i will report you!!!

    • On behalf of the world on 13 November, 2008 at 5:49 am
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    This is sick. I think it is so horrid it is really bad!!! I really hate u!!!

    • charity on 18 November, 2008 at 8:19 am
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    All of you idiots commenting this site seriously with hatred need to get a life. Go outside and get laid.

  4. I believe this is wrong, and if you believe this is ok then you must not have a straight mind. Cats, dogs, parakeets should not be eaten, they must be loved and charished. if you think you are normal, you arent. Cows arent ment to be eaten i agree. Humans should not be meat eaters, i am one but its hard to stop eating meat. I tried for about a week and i couldnt.


    • u r all cruel on 13 December, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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    C razy ppl I hate
    R uin the animal world
    U never even care, do you?
    E lves will eat you

    I hate you all, u dirty ppl. πŸ˜› πŸ™

    • Kelly B on 27 December, 2008 at 12:47 am
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    to each their own.

    • Alice on 7 January, 2009 at 7:35 am
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    Wat is ur problem , u people r sick !!!

  6. this is weird

  7. HORRIBLE !!

    • Beth Smith on 15 January, 2009 at 6:00 am
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    I hope you choke on your baby seal and the blood spurts in your eyes and you can’t breath! Die retards!

    • Toots Xx on 16 January, 2009 at 4:49 am
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    i think its wrong and sick i can never eat my own cats liver with sauce or not your sick !

    thanks a bunch sick people!!!!!!!!

    • Sick on 16 January, 2009 at 10:35 am
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    i wouldnt know where to start.
    no one with feelings could eat an endangered species, like it then recomend it.
    you are sooo sick
    this website should be shut down.
    no wonder most of the people are gonna report you.

    • Paris Hilton on 31 January, 2009 at 11:08 pm
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    You can substitute chiuauah for the golden retreiver and it is especially
    delicious. I tried it once and now i need a new dog.
    Loves ya
    Paris Hilton

  8. You Are All Sick !

  9. Personally, I perfer grilled golden retriever. Less fat and all.

  10. this is torture for me to look at this site what did these animals ever do to anyone they are ment to be faithfull companions not food this is sick!!!how would you like it if someone cooked you?selling and cooking bald eagle is ELEGAL!!!wait someone will probibly sew you one day!!!!!!

    • SAS on 28 March, 2009 at 12:07 pm
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    You evil monsters

    • Jessie Zerr on 14 April, 2009 at 11:02 am
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    You sick bastard.

    • L.C on 7 May, 2009 at 11:06 am
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    This webiste is in a CHILDRENS GEOGRAPHY BOOK. Are you aware of this, that children are being showed this website at their school? I was disgusted at this website. You people are all sick and disgusting creatures that dont deserve to be called humans. This stuff is illegal, and I find it horrible that people take this as all a joke. Go get a life, you disgusting monsters.

    • Scott Chatham on 9 May, 2009 at 8:02 am
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    Sarah Palin,
    As a mother of a special needs child and the governor of the great state of Alaska I find getting home in time to go out and kill my own very taxing. That is why I love Pets or food provides my family with the quality of game and the exotic choices American families like mine demand. For me and my 1st dude its pets or food.


    This message was approved by republicans for the ethical treatment of animals (RETA)

    • Jepe on 11 May, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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    I used to eat Boeuf Bourguignon, but I have to admit that new born golden retriever Bourguignon is tastier.

    Thanks for your recipe, I am gonna order my fifth golden retriever puppy now!

    • Markie on 27 May, 2009 at 11:35 pm
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    What the hell.. dude thats disgusting.. seriously who eats dogs??? people who do this really need to go hang themselves and die.

    • Rocket's Worst Nightmare on 2 September, 2009 at 9:54 am
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    Yummy! Definately 4 out of 5 stars, but it could’ve been my beef stock. I skimped and went cheap instead of getting the usual brand. Can’t wait for my Dodo Bird to try at my son’s birthday bbq! I’ll let ya know how it comes out!

    • Joe on 23 October, 2009 at 12:36 pm
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    OMG THIS IS A WRONG SITE ANIMAL KILLERS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Excuse me while I go BARF! on 25 October, 2009 at 8:27 am
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    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! You guys are killing poor animals and HELLO? eating bald eagles is ILLEGAL some websites say you can others say no you cant
    If you hit a bald eagle on the road you have to turn it in so it can have a proper burial for it. I have to go to this website for school and i felt sick i swear i about THREW UP and this website is NASTY poor new born puppies πŸ™ they will never have a proper home for them instead they get eaten probably before their eyes even open. and Hamsters on a stick are you KIDDING ME???? You guys do know when you eat these poor animals you will have a rotten life and this will come back and haunt you

    • Daniel on 8 November, 2009 at 4:52 pm
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    I tried the golden retriever and it was delicious. My date and I had a little bit left over. Instead of making a sandwich out of it and taking it to work we fed it to Samantha, my two year old Golden. She gobbled it up. We haven’t had a proper meal like that in ages. The trick is to use a whole lot of butter. Otherwise, you get a little bit of a gamey flavor. Golden pup is a very lean meat even for a youthful age.

    • this is a discrace on 11 November, 2009 at 4:48 am
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    this is gross. you guys are sooooooo horrible. i will report you!
    if you have all this money why dont u do something useful with it!you HORRID HORRID HORRID people!

  11. why are you guys doing this in 2 weeks im gonna get this website shut down. you can bet yor sick head i will!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE NEWBORN PUPPIES YOU HIGH IQ FREAKS!!!! IM BEGGING YOU PPLEASE DONT DO THIS TO THE PUPPIES!!! :_(

    • Lillian Ball on 12 July, 2010 at 7:17 am
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    GREAT RECIPE! Try it with a roast, gravy really compliments the texture of the meat!

    1. how could u eat this animal.i think that people should stick to eating steack and pork not dogs i have a golden pup i would never eat him !!!!!!!!!!!!ur sick!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • hi on 22 July, 2010 at 7:46 am
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    thats just disturbing and gross! how could you eat new born pups……

    • Srew u all on 22 July, 2010 at 7:58 am
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    u people make me sick. Go die in a hole with all the animals you cooked tearing your face off. Have an awful life.

    Go die in hell. At least satin will reconize u.

    • Chuck Norris on 7 September, 2010 at 10:12 am
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    This was about as good as the kitten stew i mad last week

    • vagro inago on 7 January, 2011 at 2:35 am
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    I live in jamaica and this food is quality stuff, trust me guys it may seem disgusting b ut yum yum yum

    • your all sick and im telling the cops on 18 February, 2011 at 2:26 pm
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    seriously my dad is a cop, and im telling him. This is wrong, and sick, and plain old disgusting. sick bastards, you should all go die in hell. All of you who said this was good, im ashamed. it makes me ashamed to be human. Im seriously telling the police. Jerks… any of you who think this is wrong, POST!!!

    • You are horrible! on 28 February, 2011 at 4:46 am
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    ewww, this is so gross! How can you eat this!

    • chloe on 3 March, 2011 at 5:32 pm
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    this is so dirty and i really want to puke this is so bad killing golden retrievers and all the others animals tht you are killing and eating all you people are very dirty and should be charged dirty losers hope you get eaten by a human

  12. MMMMMM… YUMMY πŸ˜›
    I tried this and it was amazing! My husband and kids loved it! Thanks to whoever put up this recipe. Definitely a crowd pleaser!

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