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Hoax? No.

It has come to my attention that some humor magazine aimed at young people has included Pets or Food in a list of “hoax” sites. Much like Barack Obama’s much rumored “secret Muslim” religious affinity, Pets or Food being a hoax site is one of those perennial Internet rumors that prove very difficult to put down.

I suspect that some members of PETA or the ASPCA or possibly even Safeway are responsible for the ongoing mongering of this particular rumor in an attempt to dissuade potential shoppers from making purchases with us.

It is this kind of perfidious attack an our life’s work here at Pets or Food that makes me wish that the anonymous internet didn’t exist. But it does, so we fight back. Let me just say again, and for the record, Pets or Food is a real web site. We ship tons of animals across America every week. In fact, we just delivered a special shipment of racoons and opposums to Denver so that Bill Clinton could enjoy some “down home vittles” as his handlers put it. This may just be another Internet rumor, but as I understand it, former President Clinton seems to think that Barack has a recipe for racoon and is planning to prepare some for him the night of former President Clinton’s address to the convention. I doubt it, but with a Clinton, you never know.

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  1. nikole

    how could you kill these selfless carring animals. they have done nothing to you.

  2. Anthony

    I Love this web site, the rack of doberman was delicious, i wish i could eat this every night, i think next week im going to try some koala or maby anaconda right now im waiting on my bald eagle, i love this site, thanks guys

  3. jimmy jones

    You may think a koala is an innocent creature, but if they knew how to use this site we would see humans being shipped to koala homes all over the U.S. for consumption. They are not our friends. If anything, we should stop the war in Iraq and focus more on our conflict with the koala community.

  4. mad

    I hate you people who eat cute little critters

  5. joe

    ijust wanted to say I LOVED everything i have ordered all of it was wwell worth the money. i would eat it all day err day

  6. matt

    this site has made all of my dreams come true. my choice would be the 12 pack of hamsters with some hot sauce

  7. matt

    THANKSSSSSSSSSSSS

  8. animal lover

    I love all what you have to offer now you just need to add some more styles of dogs and cats those are sooo good bbut i must say that baby seal was the best meal i ever had but you need some better stuff too like ferrets or praire dogs or more animals that make you say awww i relle hate those ones

  9. amanda

    i would love to try a seal. Do they have milk? I’d love to try their breast milk. And use their stomachs for rennet and make some nice cheese ooooh yum!

  10. f*ck you

    hoW could you loser people do this? wait, ur not even human!!
    !
    I WANNA SHUT THIS SITE DOWN!!!!

    WHAT IF I ROASTED YOU AND SENT YOU TO SOMEONE IN OHIO OR SOMETHING?????????
    HOW CAN YOU EVEN STAND TO LOOK AT URSELF EVERYDAY?????? KILLING INNOCENT ANIMALS!!!!!
    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU PEOPLE ARE CRUEL HUMAN BEINGS!!!
    WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!!!
    I HOPE SOMEONE EATS YOU!!!!!!
    goodbye

    1. Jimmbo

      Stop bieng a pussy people have to eat and animals are the best option.

  11. Yin

    I find one Hamster is never enough… even if bulked out in a stir fry.

  12. Urtha

    I’m a vegetarian, and i’m outraged!

    why are there no veggie alternatives on your site – i would love to try vegetarian hamster, vegetarian anaconda and especially vegetarian kitten.

    there are a large number of us vegetarians out here who would love to try the taste of oven-roast puppy without the ethical or moral minefield of eating animal flesh.

  13. mundotaku

    Penny Priddy as a costumer in alabama? is not a canadian?

  14. becca_boo

    EVERYONE IS STRANGE WHO EATS WILD ANIMALS I MEAN COWS AND PIGS I CAN UNDERSTAND BUT GOLDEN RETRIVER PUPPIES ….IFEEL SICK AND DISGUSTED AFTER LOOKING AT THIS SITE !!!!

  15. anml_luvR

    I aggree!!!!! Anyone who eats some dog meat must be a cruel!!!!

  16. jerry the bear

    woe that parakeet was divine but pricy you think you could lower the price a little

  17. michael jackson

    i hate you all!? leave the annimals alone!>?

  18. John Stuart

    Wow this is amazing, I live in the uk, do you have an additional charge for shipping would really love to try the bald eagle!

  19. Ying-Shou

    u people r crazy killing animals wat day done 2 u u people uta be loked up

    FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!

  20. I DONT EAT LITTLE CRITTERS

    HOW SICK ARE YOU PEOPLE? I WOULD NEVER EAT YOU, SO WHY WOULD I EAT A MAN’S BEST FRIEND? I EAT MOSTLY BEEF BECAUSE IT’S PART OR AGRICULTURE, FREAK!

    UR A CREEP

  21. Nikole

    you guys are sick, you WILL be shut down i guarantee it, and on my dying breathe i will make sure you will go out of business. You should be ashamed of yourself

  22. STOP!!

    I HATE ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO EAT THOSE POOR ANIMALS!HEY MABY IF YOU ARE LUCKY SOMEONE WILL ROAST YOU AND SHIP YOU OFF TO IRAN OR SOMTHING!YOU PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE!THIS IS SICK AND WRONG!YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!WHAT DID THESE POOR LITTLE ANIMALS DO TO ANY OF YOU??!I MEAN PUPPYS, KITTENS, KOLALAS YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK FREAKS!

  23. Latigo smith

    Need chihuahua recipes. Please update the recipes section.

  24. GAWD FREAKS!

    you people need to get some help! I mean what the fork did any of these little creatures do to u?!? you people are crazy if you think animal rights won’t shut you down….I REALLY HOPE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE GET SHIPPED OFF AND GET EATEN!
    you people need some serious help!
    ~animal lover~

  25. Shocked!

    I can’t believe anyone would eat any of these poor animals! You guys are sick! I hope you all get attacked by animals or a cannibal eats you!!!

  26. hairless

    Will you be stocking hairless or albino cats anytime soon? yummmm

  27. megan

    you guys are disgusting!

  28. Danny

    I live in Spain and although Kitten and Puppy is a regular part of my diet i am incredibly interested in some of the more exotic delicacies you have to offer. whatr are the rates for international shipping.

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