With the liberation of Afghanistan, Pets or Food™ has been able to secure a limited supply of the very rare Afghan Hound. This breed of dog has served as both faithful companion and live stock to the Afghan nomads for centuries. We're proud to offer this unique addition to our catalog.
Pets or Food™ is proud to announce that we have renewed our exclusive arrangement with Russia's premier furrier to provide freshly clubbed and frozen baby seal meat to American dinner tables! Order now while supplies last!
In 1997 the Ecuadorian biologist Arturo Eugenio discovered a crèche of Dodo Bird in the Carrera Islands off the coast Brazil. Dr. Eugenio has successfully bred the bird, one thought to be extinct, and has entered into an exclusive distribution arrangement with Pets or Food™ to offer the Dodo to American markets. Due to some rather obscure U.S. laws, however, ownership of a living Dodo is against the law. Pets or Food™ can only ship Ready to Eat™ Dodo meet to US customers. Don't miss this incredible opportunity to discover the taste that led to the Dodo's extinction!
Straight from the sub tropics of Australia comes the yummy, cuddly Koala. Pets or Food™ is proud to offer, for a limited time, a package shipment that includes a 15 pound Koala, 10 pounds of eucalyptus, and handling instructions. Australian Aborigines have long known the delicate flavor of this charming animal. Order one today for your special occasion.
The Komodo Dragon is native to only one place on Earth, the Komodo islands off the shore of Indonesia. There are only 6,000 of komodo dragons known to exist and the giant lizard is considered to be a prized pet and a scrumptious meal by those in the know. Our Ready to Eat™ package contains traditional Indonesian spices and herbs, as well as cooking directions. Live purchasers should consider our economical live hamsters product as food for this product. The Indonesian government has agreed to provide Pets or Food™ with up to three Komodo Dragons per year, order yours today.
From the forests of the Pacific Northwest comes the Spotted Wood Owl. Pets or Food™ is pleased to be able to offer conservationists and gourmets alike an opportunity to participate in the future of this endangered animal. Our expert animal breeders have managed to generate a sizable population of this species in our livestock habitat in Northeast Oregon. For every Live order, Pets or Food™ will purchase and donate an acre of wilderness habitat for use by Spotted Wood Owls. If you'd prefer to sample the taste that loggers claim has no rival, our Ready to Eat™ package comes complete with smoked Wood Owl, a giblets package, and a gravy pouch.