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Posted on August 26, 2008 in Letters to Sidney, Random Detritus by SidneyNo Comments »

Hi,

Prompted by friends and family, I just created a Facebook profile. I love it! Please look me up, I’d love to “connect” with you on Facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1450830749

Posted on April 25, 2008 in Letters to Sidney by Sidney1 Comment »

This is actually something I get told all the time, but I thought I would share this particular episode with you. A woman came up to me in the mall, we had a booth set up promoting our PRE line, and told me she was appalled by our business practices, until her husband fed her barbecue bullfrog “wings.”

It seems she was having some couples over to watch a game on TV, and hubby decided to have some fun with the guests by getting our African Bullfrog legs and passing them off as wings. They were a huge hit.

It just goes to show that if you have an open mind, everything can be tasty.

Posted on April 10, 2008 in Letters to Sidney, Random Detritus by Sidney4 Comments »

Here at Pets or Food, we only recently instituted the ability for our consumers to leave feedback via a comment system. Our hope was that we would get valuable insight into the thoughts and desires of our customers. Like many well intentioned business ideas dreamed up by MBAs, this hasn’t exactly been the result. 


Instead, I have been called names, the business itself has been insulted, and a gentleman threatened my life. This particular fellow who thinks offering to kill people online is a good idea lives in the Salt Lake area. How do we know this? We logged his IP address when he made his comment. We turned this IP address over to the FBI, who in turn is working with this gentleman’s ISP to get his real name and address. 


Now, I am as red blooded, God loving, all American as it gets. I value free speech and my right to pack heat. But it saddens me that hate spewing, vitriol stirring talk radio people like Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken have brought civil discourse to such a low in our country that the only way the pathetic misanthrope from Utah can express his disagreement with our legal, thriving business is with violence. 


Today I fired the MBA who said we’d get “valuable insight.” I lit a candle and said a prayer for the clearly maladjusted social misfit from the land of bigamy. And I left up our comment system. Because I value free speech. And if the rantings of a would be stalker/murderer bring a few people to our site, who might also be interested in one of our specials like the 6 pack of hamsters, well God bless the free market, God bless the constitution, and God bless our incisors that enable us to eat meat! 


Thank you and happy noshing.

Sidney

Posted on April 4, 2008 in Letters to Sidney by Sidney12 Comments »

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??????

 
YOU ARE A WACKO….A COMPLETE WASTE OF BREATH. Maybe you can get someone to cook up you or your family one day…..Too many graves—did you ever think about that? you are worthless…..my two cents.

MIchelle

Wow…a lot of haters out there…

 
It saddens me that in these trying times so many people focus on what they don’t like, rather than what they can do to improve the lot of others. We at Pets or Food donate thousands of pounds of unwanted animal meat to shelters, schools and government institutions every month - to help others.

 
We also provide our fans (and we have a lot! Over 1000 tons of animal products are ordered from our site annually!) with the opportunity to enjoy rarities like eagle or koala, as pets OR food. Waste of breath? I don’t think so…

Posted on March 28, 2008 in Letters to Sidney by SidneyNo Comments »
You are one sick son of a XXXXX ! How about someone cutting you up and eating you ? Or your son - daughter - wife - Same thing, right ?

I think Donna watches too many slasher flicks…

Posted on March 28, 2008 in Letters to Sidney by Sidney2 Comments »
Ive emailed you once, twice THREE TIMES. Get a life. You know that animals are not to eat! your a big animal yourself! You think animals need halp getting killed? They don”t! So get a life, you pathetic little piece of crud. I am your superior and I think you should be fired along with everyone else at PETSorFOOD! Your a big sack of moron, idiot, and has no common sence

I think if Faith were really my superior she’d know the difference between “you”re” and “your,” but I could be wrong.

 
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