Sidney Zwibel

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  1. New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon — 69 comments
  2. Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf — 46 comments
  3. Hoax? No. — 31 comments
  4. Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade — 31 comments
  5. Parakeet a la King — 27 comments

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Fresh Clubbed Baby Seal

Pets or Food™ is proud to announce that we have renewed our exclusive arrangement with Russia’s premier furrier to provide freshly clubbed and frozen baby seal meat to American dinner tables! Order now while supplies last! Only $68.99 each

Beagle Bourguignon

Yields 4 Servings Ingredients: 5 medium onions sliced 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 1 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons crushed thyme 2 tablespoons flour 1 1/2 c red burgundy 1/2 lb fresh mushrooms 1 Beagle (ready to eat) 1/2 teaspoon crushed marjoram 1/8 teaspoon pepper 3/4 cup beef stock Directions: Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in …

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Taco Terrier Salad

Yields 4 Servings Ingredients: 1/2 cup salsa 1/4 cup sour cream 1 Taco Terrier, ground or cubed 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1 medium onion, chopped 3 cloves of garlic, minced 2 large tomatoes, diced 1 can pinto beans (black beans can be substituted) 2 teaspoons chili powder 1 head shredded Romaine lettuce 1/2 cup shredded …

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Giant Schnoodle over Noodles

Yields 8 Servings Ingredients: 6 pound Giant Schnoodle Top Round Roast, 5 inches thick 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 cups hot water 3/4 teaspoon pepper 1/2 teaspoon salt Directions: Trim excessive fat from the meat. Rub salt onto top and bottom of the Giant Schnoodle. Warm the vegetable oil in a roasting pan and brown …

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Chihuahua All Meat Chili

Yields 4 to 6 Servings Ingredients: 2 Chihuahuas, Cleaned 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 5 cloves garlic 5 tablespoons chili powder 2 1/2 tablespoons paprika 1 1/2 tablespoons Comino seeds 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon white pepper 2 quarts water Directions: Grind or chop your chihuahuas into cubes. Add chihuahua and oil to large chili pot …

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Saint Bernard Scaloppine

Yields 4 Servings Ingredients: 2 pound Saint Bernard Steak, cut into strips 2 tablespoons Flour 1 teaspoon Salt 1/4 teaspoon Pepper 1 clove Garlic, minced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup olive oil 1 1/2 cup chopped tomatoes 1/4 cup Sherry 1/4 teaspoon chopped parsley 1/4 teaspoon Oregano Directions: Flatten Saint Bernard strips. Mix the …

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National Dog Day August 26

National Dog Day is coming soon. This Wednesday in fact! Check back here for some great additions to our stable of products and some great new recipes sure to delight!

New Facebook page!

Located here. Fan Page. See you there!

Swine Flu? Pork Bonanza!

Swine Flu got you down?  Got a hankerin’ for some bacon but don’t know if its safe? Pets or Food is pleased to announce we have an incredible deal for all you pork lovers out there! FREE PIGS! The economic downturn and the Swine Flu pandemic have created an incredible opportunity for us. Pig ranchers …

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I’m on Facebook!

Hi, Prompted by friends and family, I just created a Facebook profile. I love it! Please look me up, I’d love to “connect” with you on Facebook.