Fresh Clubbed Baby Seal

Pets or Food™ is proud to announce that we have renewed our exclusive arrangement with Russia’s premier furrier to provide freshly clubbed and frozen baby seal meat to American dinner tables!

Order now while supplies last!
Only $68.99 each

From the CEO

Pets or Food™ was founded by a member of MENSA, the high IQ society. We are dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you’re getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won’t find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food™.

Sidney Zwibel, CEO Pets or Food
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Place a Pets Ready to Eat (PRE™) order over $200 and Pets or Food™ will ship your order for free!
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Pets or Food™ is Organic
When ever possible, our animals are raised in a hormone and pesticide free environment. All of our organic products meet California’s Organic Foods requirements.
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Pet Ready to Eat™ or PRE’s™
What is a Pet Ready to Eat™? Pets or Food’s™ patented method of food preparation that delivers only the best cuts of meat and bountiful giblets for discriminating connoisseurs.
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