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Free Pig! – Unspecified Breed
Pets or Food™ has a special offer! We know times are hard all over. The Swine Flu pandemic has made it even harder on pig ranchers across North America (which includes Mexico.)
Through special arrangements with these distressed pig ranchers, we have acquired a huge inventory of pigs. In fact, they paid us to take them, so we’re offering them to you FREE! You pay shipping and handling.
Although there is no scientific basis in the belief you can get Swine Flu from eating pork or coming in contact with pigs, Pets or Food™ is not responsible or liable if you get Swine Flu and die.
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From the CEO
Pets or Food was founded by a member of MENSA, the high IQ society. We are dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.
Sidney Zwibel, CEO Pets or Food
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 Sidney Blogs It Like It Is
Pets or Food CEO Sidney Zwibel gets personal in his all new blog! Recipes, letters from customers and random musings on all things Pets or Food, Zoo-B-Q,and Click Monkeys!!
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Sidney is now on Facebook! Click Here!
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Free Shipping Offer
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Pets or Food is
Organic
When ever possible, our animals are raised in a hormone and pesticide free environment. All of our organic products meet California's Organic Foods requirements.
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Pet Ready to Eat
or PRE's
What is a Pet Ready to Eat? Pets or Food's patented method of food preparation that delivers only the best cuts of meat and bountiful giblets for discriminating connoisseurs.
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